Also, he says that his parents were involved in his skateboarding, and I would like no less than 45 minutes of footage of his parents skateboarding, please.īrandon is terrible at skateboarding. A sweet-hearted skateboarder, looking for love and maybe to replace all the stickers on his board in a single motif. He opens up the garage and it’s a skate park! Suddenly Brandon makes complete sense. She’s buying fries for the table and inviting everyone back to the hotel lounge for a game of Yahtzee.īrandon is up first! He meets Michelle outside some sort of garage and he’s excited to bring a little bit of Portland to Michelle. Besides, if she is different in any situation, you definitely want to meet Vacation Mom. At least let her get some airline miles out of the experience. Much like me, my mom is the same in every context and situation.
Let’s fly every family to a neutral second location and just have them all meet in the same Airbnb rental. Honestly, this was a way more low-key and more fun way to do Hometowns. The hometowns are going to work a little differently this year: The guys’ families will be descending on Minneapolis and production will do the bare minimum to replicate some part of their routine in an empty warehouse. Tayshia tells Michelle to ask each family if their son is ready for a commitment, but she only asks the family that would make her the most upset to hear “no” from. I’m an insufferable monster in every situation and context. Every single hometown date will begin with Michelle or a contesticle talking about how excited they are to show off a different side of themselves. The Mini Apple! Tayshia is telling Michelle that this week is the most important week and meeting someone’s family can really show you another side of them. We’re still in Minneapolis, The City That Always Lakes! No, that can’t be right.
If you can’t keep it together for the next few weeks so we can enjoy the love stories unfolding in front of us, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. She’s beautiful, she’s amazing, and I would like everyone else to settle the fuck down so we can appreciate Michelle being lifted on Rodney’s shoulders to pick an apple. Smith–looking dress.Īs her season unfolds with minimal drama and fanfare, it’s important to remember that Michelle is a tremendous Bachelorette who is making everyone’s lives better, and she’s a complete and total babe. But out of all the nonsense and mess and Instagram Stories in the last couple weeks, I think we’ve lost sight of the reason for the season: Michelle in that Mr. If you quietly wept during an after-dinner game of Spades over Tayshia and Zac breaking up, then welcome, my child.
If you muted the National Dog Show to monologue at length about Clayton becoming the Bachelor, then this is the place for you. If you derailed your Thanksgiving dinner to talk about what on earth is happening with Katie and John and Blake and Reddit?!?!, then this is a safe space for you.
0 kommentar(er)
